Life has become an endless cycle of seeing a game with boobs, looking into whether or not it has enough substance to justify spending money on it and enjoying great gameplay and boobs, realizing I’m delusional and it will never come to pass, and beginning the cycle anew when I cruise though the Steam storefront and…

God, Blizzard... please, exactly this in the game.

With all the other weird-assed crossovers that happened with FFXV, I’d happily take Geralt as a party member and just say “fuck it.”

Oh, I didn’t see that last bit. Figured these outfits weren’t like Freeman’s outfit that Noctis can wear in singleplayer.

Wow, really good points.

I don’t really mind the tie-in stuff, but I do have to ask...

The majority of tweaks and patches were totally free, often coinciding with the DLC episodes and introducing the new forms of gameplay from the DLC into the main game for free.

Sounds good. Still enjoy the game. Still baffled that people continue to bitch about not liking it.

Wait, when was this? Last time I tried playing it was when there was some kind of region-locking issue. Was it really that long ago and I’ve missed the part where we have access to it?

If the shampoo somehow comes to America before the actual game does, I’m giving up on all related hopes and dreams.

If anything that move scared the shit out of me. I didn’t realize they were in control the whole time. Almost thought they were going to spill.

I finally got my FFXV and Last Guardian. Anything that actually comes out besides those is just a bonus at this point.

I’m a 29 and a half year old man whose top games include Breath of the Wild, Doom 2016, and Monster Hunter World, and this is so sweet that reading this created a bizarre warming of my heart that generated a tiny sun that collapsed me in upon myself.

Play more Torbjorn. It’ll give you a lot of time to practice your memory.

I can’t figure out why Pikachu is on this list, but I’m okay not knowing.

I tried to find a worse example that plagued me forever, but this was the easiest to get ahold of. The Elvaan models were way worse offenders.

At least it’s not as bad as Final Fantasy XI.

I can get behind that. In XV there’s a given context to the AC Festival. Noctis is actually a total fanboy for the game series that actually exists in Lucis for some reason. It’s based off of legends that have a vague cultural impact on one of the in-game cities.