Welp, that’s terrifying. I really hope Kenichi-san means that.

Why must our manic pixie dream girls REMAIN dream girls?

This is the hard-hitting journalism that MATTERS.

I’ve been holding out hope for years for a reboot of JUST red/blue, open world, featuring all these goodies. Original 150, in a lush, Breath of the Wild-esque world.

“This game is a love letter to long-time fans.”

Genuinely not trying to be that guy right now, y’know? “Do you guys not have REPRESENTATION” HAHA MEMEZ

This is much more of a problem for games that are trying harder and harder to look more realistic though, isn’t it?

I look forward to the reveal where they announce the Hero that lets us all know that Titanfall 3 is in development.

Not everything is for you, and this certainly isn’t for fans.

That Sadie thing sounds like a really solid idea. Maybe be able to switch between the two? Just spitballing, but I hadn't even thought of that before. I'm kinda surprised they didn't take it in that direction.

For fuck’s sake, just give me a single-player add-on worth buying outright. This live service stuff is getting exhausting.

Ah, shit, you nailed me with your uniquely varied system of evaluation.

Square-Enix, seriously, listen... I love you, but.... I really just do not CARE.

Who cares who she’s with? Better advice would be to “start acting”.

I’ve been wondering about how I might describe my experience watching it up until now, when you pretty much fuckin’ nailed it.

I have it on fairly good authority that Vauthry was much less a jab at overweight folks, and more uh.... “guided targeting”?

I’m sure it’ll come as a playable, payable feature on Red Dead Online.

This coming from a publisher for the same developer whose CEO got pissy about one set of journalists breaking a story that was promised exclusively to a different set of journalists?

That’s how I used to look at it too, but Randy’s not the only person involved with the game. There’s tons of other people that aren’t total assholes involved in its development.

I’ve been told by a few people more “in-the-know” than I am that it was really just a shitty translation. Personally I thought it was “a product of a different time”, but I certainly wouldn’t care if they’d rewritten it. The only thing I find funny about it is that the normally upbeat and relentlessly stalwart Tifa…