DavidGustafson
David Gustafson
DavidGustafson

This is the first thing about this movie that has made me think that it might be better than “meh”.

Are you fucking kidding me with that Luthor performance? You’re playing LEX LUTHOR, Eisenberg, not the goddamn Joker.

I’m certain I can still be an actor; I’m just a little unsure about how I get young again.

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The real reason Captain America is all bent out of shape - they are after his boyfriend. He just got him back.

I will see every X-Men movie (except Deadpool because don’t care) but why do they feel the need to give random powers to mutants. Has Jean ever been a psychic that can see the future? If so I apologize, but it irritates me the same way Kitty Pryde could phase through time. Again, I’m going to see it an really enjoy it

I actually enjoyed it on an initial watch at the cinema, but repeated viewing just made me see all the flaws that everyone else saw.

I’d have liked it better if they didn’t try to claim it was a Star Trek movie.

Mainly because a) Everyone guessed that Cumberbatch was Khan from pretty much the moment he was cast in the film, b) It was obvious from the moment Into Darkness started re-hashing the plot of The Wrath of Khan who he was, and c) because even the movie itself didn’t treat the Khan reveal as a huge moment that could be

“I feel like that SWAT team should be more than 15% police. You can’t even call fruit punch “juice” at 15%. So the SWAT team should be at least 40% police. And it should probably be 0% child.”

I actually found Gordon and Penguins muder of Galvan kind of anti-climatic.

Hey. Did I mention that A DOLPHIN ONCE READ SILVER ST. CLOUD’S MIND SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN HAPPENING ON THIS SHOW

You see, the problem is the fact that they’re not full-time NFL employees. On Tuesday, most go back to their regular jobs as pharmaceutical test subjects or guys who shoot birds at the airport.

I guess that Alfred fell into a garbage truck at the end of its route, what with it not compacting him to death. It’s a good thing that he hid in a refrigerator. Those things will withstand a nuclear blast. Sadly, they won’t save Alfred the Child Puncher from becoming comic relief.