Because you hope he hits enough to overcome his defensive shortcomings.

Yeah, he seems quite competent over there. But unless he can play third or something, that just gives them one fewer traditional place to put an all-bat-no-glove guy. Fortunately for the Cubs, he hits plenty well enough to play first.

Going slightly OT here, but Rizzo may be the best defensive first baseman I’ve seen since Keith Hernandez retired. The man is smooth...

One of the Mets’ radio announcers pointed out that, even when Schwarber gets the right read on the ball, he takes a couple of steps backward while catching it, leaving him in no position for a throw, letting baserunners advance at will. Like you say...lots of remedial drills in his future. (But my oh my, what a bat!)

I said this yesterday, but I’ll say it again. This is not a surprise. He isn’t a five tool player. He wasn’t drafted for his glove. They don’t have a DH and Rizzo isn’t going anywhere from first base. The plan is for him to hit enough to make up for his lack of defense, wherever he plays. He may learn the position…

Remember all the glowing articles about the positive effect roving instructor Manny Ramirez was having on the Cubs rookies?

His bat is too good, so he has to be in the lineup somewhere. Montero is signed for another two years and $28 million, so I find it hard to believe he’ll be displaced. No way he takes over for Rizzo at first, so it looks like the only option is left, or I guess swapping with Soler in right. Either way, looks like…

Well, considering he’s been playing catcher his entire career, but then they put him out in left field this season to keep his bat in the lineup while having more experienced players (Ross/Montero) play catcher, he was a bit out of his natural element. He actually played surprisingly well in left this season,…

I don’t think it was “pure,” but a mixed bag of wanting to save his son and wanting to rid himself of Palpatine and take charge himself.

I discovered this today, and it sounds brilliant.

Okay but, surely you can understand how “just live somewhere else” is not an easy tip for people on limited income? What if you get a new job that’s far away? What if your company relocates you? What if you can’t afford to “pay a little more”?

That’s definitely a big problem. The one I faced a lot was always smartphones.

Why oh why oh why can’t you make a cable tv series dramatizing these stories? Same cast every week, playing different roles. It’d be the funniest show in the history of television.

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement: