IF BEING MARRIED IS NO BIG DEAL, THEN FUCKING LET EVERYONE GET MARRIED GAAAHAHHHAAAARRGGGHSMASH.

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

And I think it’s sad that she’s afraid of hairstylists.

Well, I guess you can’t expect someone who’s been up that aisle four fucking times herself to take it all that seriously, can you?

We already went in on Bernie Sanders, but we’ll really start in on the Democratic ticket when their campaign kicks off, with the October 13 debate. Stick around; there’ll be loads of fun to have at their expense.

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

In a just world he would be the world leader in getting hit by trains;

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

Matt Williams is being out-managed by Terry Collins this year.

The best part of that Verducci article is the part where Williams actually believes that Harper’s subsequent walk, to move the first-base runner to second, ended up doing what Rendon’s failed bunt should have.

Matt, on behalf of all Giants fans, thank you; the 2014 World Series Championship title would not have been possible without your dipshit push button managing.

The fans booing are from the President’s Club, which has a window where they can watch and listen to that presser...and apparently be heard from too. But yeah, that’s the most moneyed tier of fans. When you lost them, you’ve lost them all.

What, you mean having Rendon bunt with a 3-1 count *wasn’t* a good idea?

I too blame Calvin Coolidge