I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

Matt Williams is being out-managed by Terry Collins this year.

The best part of that Verducci article is the part where Williams actually believes that Harper’s subsequent walk, to move the first-base runner to second, ended up doing what Rendon’s failed bunt should have.

Matt, on behalf of all Giants fans, thank you; the 2014 World Series Championship title would not have been possible without your dipshit push button managing.

The fans booing are from the President’s Club, which has a window where they can watch and listen to that presser...and apparently be heard from too. But yeah, that’s the most moneyed tier of fans. When you lost them, you’ve lost them all.

What, you mean having Rendon bunt with a 3-1 count *wasn’t* a good idea?

Tonight, the Nationals are offering $1 hot dogs. I think that for $1 you should get to pitch the seventh inning.

I too blame Calvin Coolidge

It was not legal,

As a former Soldier, damn straight they’re not! I specifically didn’t join the Marines ‘cuz my head wouldn’t fit in the jar...

....And this is why the other branches hate them.

Marines are not “soldiers,” they are Marines. They’re polite but solid on this. You should get your nomenclature straight before you start tossing around insults.

Seriously. Its the worst example of name-dropping. “I was just having a conversation the other day with my friend, UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS...”