No argument. I was meaning more how Moonraker tends to end up considered one of the worst (if not the worst) Bond movie. I also think it gets a bum rap... it has its ludicrous moments, but no worse than most Bond flicks. Man With the Golden Gun, meanwhile, needs to have huge chunks cut out to be worthwhile. The final…

That Hornet hatchback was a sharp looking car. Too bad that movie is terrible. The worst Bond until Quantum of Solace. The legend has always been that those guys had only ever done the stunt in an AMC, so they insisted that it had to be the Hornet since they knew it worked.

But at least the Patriot’s aren’t constantly crowing about how they do things the “right” (cardinal) way. I don’t get the same self-aggrandizing lilly white shellacking that the Cardinals Organization is constantly purporting from the Pats.

Excellent work, Torch. As usual.

That’s the Cardinals Way!

The case is a rare mark of ignominy for the Cardinals, one of the sport’s most revered and popular organizations.

My local store owner kicks people out. It’s glorious. If you can’t be respectful, you’ve overstayed your welcome.

The person who never buys anything but comes in every day for hours to complain to trapped employees is the reason why I stopped going to comic book stores. That person is always super loud and in my long time experience, hygiene-challenged, resulting in a malodorous haze around them. This person also has the most…

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I went to the driving range with a friend while I was wearing jeans. Nice ones, but still denim. I’d never really been to a country club so I didn’t know that was a thing.

This woman driving a pink golf cart decided to hide behind a garbage can to take my picture to report me. Not approach me like an adult, not…

Man, you’re a riot.

Augusta is that parlor room you mom never let you play in and vaccumed every week even though nobody went in there. With $1.5o pimento cheese sandwiches.

It’s a little-known fact that Secretariat was an AMAZING free-throw shooter, especially in the ninth inning.

Though I have a feeling — based upon NO evidence whatsoever (not even anecdotal), just a feeling — that horses like to run, and run faster than other horses. I wish there was a way we could determine of a horse is intelligent enough to understand what winning a race means. Or doesn’t mean, depending upon one’s point…