I wouldn't be surprised if they ARE the CIA and this is a stunt to try and justify additional Internet regulation by the government.

They're not "just like us"—they have a shitty job at a retail store.

Men are from Mars. Osama is from Mars.

...and Sadam Hussein had "rape rooms". I get it.

@madog: Why can't they be smart AND evil?

Well, based on that information, it's still better for the environment to use a fake tree if you've already purchased it. What's more, if you can buy one used, that would be better than a real tree as well.

"...it's way expensive to put them into use for checking cargo."

I sure hope they're right. I want to see it on opening day, but it'd be nice to avoid the crowds I've been anticipating.

If you're really a fanboy, you'd offer that kid up to Steve Jobs as a sacrifice—the blood of innocents is the only thing that allows iTunes to keep your music synced.

@ForensicGuy: This is what I came here to say. Definitely agree. Unlikely that it's a coincidence as the insurance file was just released via torrent.

@KillerBee: Best answer I've heard yet!

@SgtPete: Yes. Just forsake all modern technology—that's when the Fourth Amendment really kicks in.

@Platypus Man: What's honest about fondling children's genitals? Maybe we should "protest" the way all the dead men and women who fought for the rights you don't give a squat about are currently protesting—by lying quietly in a grave. That way, you and Rosa aren't inconvenienced.

You just stand there and sigh while I defend your rights, sweetheart. It's going to take some time, and it may be somewhat inconvenient. But, considering the number of people who have died to defend them, I think they may be slightly more important, in the grand scheme, than whether or not you make it to your lover…

@taniquetil: Someday, you will realize that you use the word "someday" too often.

@steino: What? Their brains are connected—that's not ESP. Also, the phenomenon you're referring to is more specifically known as telepathy.

@Sirusjr: I came in here to say the same. Imagine. One can study for one test and one for another. On the other hand, their heads are glued together, so there are disadvantages as well.

Yeah—but Apple doesn't make yachts...yet this thing somehow exists. Makes me wonder if maybe Apple isn't the center of the universe when it comes to design.

@ITCC: He continued the Bush administration's policies with regard to domestic spying. His administration has fought for further encroachments upon civil liberties. Despite claims from neo-cons to the contrary, he's also increased military spending. Here's something he just did recently (just to give you an idea):

Show them some love! Bail 'em out!