LCD? Pass.

@DrSpaceboots: Excellent point.

@Augureone: I was thinking the same thing. If this thing has an LCD screen, it's going to be a hard sell.

A day in the life of a Gizmodo editor:

@OreoExplosion: Supposedly—but it's important to remember that some were stopped before 9/11, too.

I will only walk through the scanner while sporting a raging boner.

It really sucks that washed-up has-been musicians keep making claims like this. Lots of people are still making money in the music industry—the secret is being relevant.

@xd.Balls: Optimal viewing distances? The larger your television, the further you're able to sit from it and still notice higher resolutions. As you move back, the benefit of 1080P, for example, will eventually be lost. We have a 50" 1080P set, and sitting 5' away is just fine. That doesn't change the fact that…

That's not going to work in our living room. Oh well.

@Daver73: Er...I mean "its"—not "it's". I guess I proved my point.

I can't wait to see it's spelling and grammar skills after trolling the Internet.

Yeah. Why don't people like skinny, pretentious, arrogant, assholes? It makes no sense.

Have a color laser for printing just about everything but photos and an ink jet for printing everything else. Buying that laser has saved me a TON. The ink cartridges were killing me.

@Hal: Yeah. Same thought here. It isn't clear from the video that the flapping provided any significant additional lift.

@FartyMcPooPants: Nix the splash of milk if you care about the health benefits of tea:

I've got to hand it to you, Jesus. You managed to get Steve Jobs into an article about parting the Red Sea.

@MikeHTiger: lol That's class, Mike. Thou hast been hearted.

@Badlands99: Part of the problem is that those in authority are often less likely to attempt to talk people down before taking action. That's why old ladies and the mentally ill are getting tasered. "What's the harm?" they think. Well, there's plenty of evidence that suggests tasers do quite a bit of harm—but…

@Badlands99: No. Most people aren't happy with "methods of control" at all actually—particularly those that study history or just read actual current stories about law enforcement.

@bsoft: Awesome. You have been hearted.