Yep. Sounds like The Punisher to me.

“The president should give medium-rare a try, not only for the sake of his palette, but because eating overcooked meat may increase your risk of cancer according to almost 50 studies.”

Shhh... 

“Our business model no longer works with the advent of modern technology. Please make new laws to force technology to conform for our benefit.”

Yes. Now THIS frog has a future!

I’m looking forward to this project with one reservation: IF they mention planet Zeist I’m OUT.

It sucks when you’re the fastest man alive but you’re a follower.

First thing that popped into my head.

I don’t think I’ll be purchasing the dolphin fleshlight.

Unless... What if some of the people who experienced the problem didn’t post it to tumblr?

My vague sense is that straight white cis-dudes are less likely to suffer from impostor syndrome...

It’s relevant because it’s about the battle between individual freedom and encroachment of government. If there’s a more relevant topic for today’s world I’m not aware of it.

Yes. They explained it. He refused an order to go to what he viewed as a dangerous area and made some threats. The result is he was sent to the front lines to die.

Don't forget the Farenghi.

The movie died, so they're trying something else. This fits with the theme of the movie. Really was a good movie, by the way.

Probably closer to how the myth got started in the first place. Pretty sure there wasn't actually a half-god battling monsters at any point in history. Still sounds like it's not a very good movie, but the idea of contrasting a legend with reality isn't a bad one.

Patiently waiting for male Wonder Woman...

My father passed away when I was ten. My mother had to go back to school to work as an educator. I was not born into privilege. Try again. Libertarianism has worked actually. Libertarianism is classic liberalism (look it up). Your assertions are, once again, incorrect and ridiculous.

Republicans and Democrats are…

It is you who are either ill-informed or stupid. I am a Libertarian, a senior software engineer, and have an IQ of 143. There are more similarities between the "left" and "right" than there are between true Libertarians and Republicans. I have never voted for a Republican personally. I did vote for Obama—the first…

At least Libertarians oppose military occupations, support massive military cuts, and are vehemently opposed to corporate personhood. Here's the current "solution", leftie: