That’s not exactly fair to him. He was terrible at throwing, but he was great at framing and stopping wild pitches. There’s more to being a defensive catcher than just throwing to second.

Um, ok.

You must really hate Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and all the amphetamine poppers then.

Several reasons:

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

How about some empathy for the Bear? He has been having that recurring nightmare where he shows up to school naked, and now it’s really happening?

I can’t even believe they’re reporting on this. They’ve really gotten away from what made them great. I’d expect this kind of stuff from Terez Owens, but not Al.com. I know college football drives pageviews and clicks and all that, but who cares what happened in a bar when some dumb jock had too much to drink? Just…

So am I. Amazing times we live in.

Ironically, the head of his penis is shaped like George Clooney’s hair.

I can only assume @ror925 traded the entire farm system for Erik Bedard Jr.

Why Your Politician Sucks would make for good Kinja.

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

Global financial collusion, bribery, money laundering, human rights violations, and straight up slavery.

I bet that feels like a punch in the dick to Boise State.

“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TAUNTING SOMEONE WEARING THAT UNIFORM?!? YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MORAN IN ALL ORANGE!!

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

I want to correct someone in the greys so bad and say “this is NOT a part of Millennial’s childhood! It’s part of Gen X’s childhood”, god damn it. But, it would make them ungrey, so instead I’m ranting to you, Kittenjoy. Sorry.