He's not really Tom Brady Jr. His name is Brady Brady and his dad's real name is Joseph Heller.

He wants Tim Tebow over a four-time Super Bowl champion.

I can only imagine this moron radio host’s other opinions.

We’re almost out of chins

This wasn’t a work. Definitely a shoot.

I just read this over on ESPN. Holy shit was an awful job by them.

Special irony in Suggs spouting "know the rules." That's what Brady said to whiny-ass-baby Harbaugh after last year's playoff game, when the Patriots ran a legal play and caught the whiny-ass-baby Ravens off guard. So of course, the whiny-ass-baby Ravens whined and the NFL made the play illegal.

Hops Moleman

Reminder: this is the same company that would out him against his will if they thought it would get them hits.

Nothing terribly impressive, but I had this one earlier today that I’m pretty proud of :P

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

It’s only a matter of time before someone completes the game by flopping their flaccid penis across a keytar.

“I had too much to drink and sent inappropriate texts... I behaved badly towards nice people...I’m embarrassed and I apologize... I honestly can’t remember half of it but that’s no excuse.”

Q. In celebration how many fingers do you hold up?

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”

Mutant League Football anyone?

I find the display of human emotion in a male sport very touching, he may very well be an inspirin’ Hawaiian.
I hope he’s ready for those hot LA summers or else he’ll be the perspirin’ Hawaiian.
I’d also be interested in his thoughts on 9/11, in case he’s a conspirin’ Hawaiian.
Course, if that injury hasn’t healed up, he…