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It looks like Rovio shouldn't have put its eggs...

Mr. Kamps, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and…

I guess we can all be fortunate that that wasn't a loose ball foul.

I think I'll side with the agents and players over the billionaire owners. If the agents weren't doing this they wouldn't be doing right by their clients.

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Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

This beer is excellent. Their Voodoo Maple Bacon Ale is shit in a hot pink bottle.

You could argue that his career needed one.

So, we had a real story this year it which it was inevitable "all major insiders" saw a video that did exist, but they legally denied inevitably having seen it, and here we have a video that seems to not exist, yet "all major insiders" have inevitably seen it.

She's been warped and distorted into a toxic individual by others. She's just fine.

32, don't forget the wings he put on Odin.

They did a similar thing with Arkham City. A huge ARG where the Riddler supposedly hacked the Internets, sending players on a huge scavenger hunt through seemingly random websites. Some had riddles hidden in the source code, its answer pointing to a different website containing the next clue. Some had clues embedded…

THIS IS WARSAW!

Pharell Williams (NBC) to FOX for Jennifer Lopez - Fox replaces an aging veteran with an established young star; NBC clears out a ton of cap space.

I was stupid and childish

"Crabs do not melt at that temperature." — Pete Carroll

Shouldn't this have been filed to Adequate Quarterback?

And yet, there are many 20-year-old star quarterbacks at major college football programs who seem to be just mature enough not to shoplift, yell "fuck her right in the pussy" in the student union or allegedly rape somebody. What are the odds?