Since when is dark meat—undeniably fattier, therefore juicier and more flavorful—earn such a bad reputation?

Men don’t talk, Splinter says:

As a developer, Zachtronics started out making freeware games but has more recently moved to polished, priced releases including not only Opus Magnum but also some others you might recognize like SpaceChem, Ironclad Tactics, and Infinifactory.

But how is the Game of Thrones character, Littlefinger, involved?

Haha yeah I agree it hurts them financially but it helped their reputation, which is the context I’m using here.

Another case of “Sony’s winning so they don’t care.” This is just one of many times Sony has been the death of online play. I’m curious if Microsoft will ever use this kind of thing against Sony at some point. Though I’m doubtful considering how the only toeholds they’ve managed to achieve since the PS4's release has…

I don’t enjoy girly pop music but I’d listen to Britney Spears before I’d listen to U2.

Now they just need to release the tracks from Destiny 2 that aren’t in the OST despite being better than the OST. What the fuck is up with that?

Makes sense considering 42% of Battlegrounds players are Chinese. (Citation: Steamspy)

So weird. I totally expected the *GDQ Grand Master names to appear somewhere in this article.

Article of the fucking year.

I feel like you forgot to include the “it’s hip to fuck bees” song for #6.

You should link to the previous Kotaku article about “the door problem” as a shout out to designers everywhere!

On the one hand, I’m sad that Robot Loves Kitty had to experience the hardships they did while making the game and coming to the point they’ve reached now.

The trope of falling onto a woman’s breasts is very tired

This is what needs to happen with every game that dies. An open-source community-driven experience could have saved everything from The Matrix Online and Metal Gear Online to The Tomorrow Children and Desksplash. It’s a damned shame when a game needlessly disappears to the past and I’m glad Riot games allowed this to…

I think one of the more hilarious parts about this, which you should include, is that Step 5 also typically has Bungie admitting guilt and that the players did indeed figure out something wrong with the game.

When you consider that 22% (citation below) of men cheat on their wives, perhaps it’s less “the guy is an asshole” and more “the guy is the 1 in 5 of married men who cheat on their wives.”

Then consider how few of those men are willing to go up in front of an audience of hundreds of thousands, openly weep while…

Although I think Zelda is GOTY, Taro’s use of the word “Shonky” is changing my mind.

I feel like this “laser tag” mode would be a hit if Bungie would just learn (re-learn, since they used to know this during their Halo days) to make fun playlists instead of the boring crap that current composes the Crucible.