“We have shown, not just around the state of Alabama, but we have shown the country the way that we can be unified,” he said.

More than once I’ve had people ask me if this game was like Rust and whether or not you could get naked so....

Half-step. I’m glad that there was finally enough outrage (wasn’t enough during Destiny 1, unfortunately) to get Bungie to budge but this is, in the end, a half-step.

Didn’t realize they gave DJ Dougpound creative control over a Hollywood film!

Metacritic doesn’t matter.

Right, that’s why Horizon needed to be some other year. The competition was stacked, which includes Mario. I’m not saying Horizon would have won if Zelda didn’t come out, I’m saying it would have won if it was, I dunno, 2016 instead.

Edit: Ah never mind.

I’m sad Horizon Zero Dawn couldn’t come out some other year when it could win but the competition was fierce and Zelda deserves its spot.

It’s because people want to feel powerful with their powerful guns in PvE and whenever that ends up happening, it also ends up being overpowered for PvP. Thus, Bungie nerfs it due to PvP and it stops being powerful in PvE. It’s a valid complaint for a loot game. It’s also why Blizzard never bothered to really put much…

I complained about this when the DLC hit Destiny 1 and I refused to buy it.

I’ll admit it. When I first saw this article, I was hoping you would be reviewing the “game” that the guy streaming a PPV UFC fight was “playing.”

So... not related to Noby Noby Boy?

I swear to god, The Division has kept putting out massive updates at the worst fucking times. Someone should look up what dates these patches came out and what game releases matched them because this is not the first or even the second time this has happened.

The entirety of FFX is bad voice acting. Tidus doesn’t deserve the hate when the whole game’s cast deserves it.
Not that any of them really actually deserve it; it was the game’s first foray into voice acting and the process of doing translated dialog was too new for the company.

The “whoops” call by the player in game at the end sums that up perfectly.

I chose to review it because, as I said in the second paragraph, I was hoping that Takahashi and crew would make something I enjoyed more this time around.

Oh hot diggity do I remember those JRPG manuals. I read them on the toilet, which is where I would be playing this game if I had the time but I don’t even have time on the toilet to play this game.

When I wrote how much I enjoyed the mother’s take on the matter and how Epic bungled their suit, I got some negative responses insisting that the kid actually invented and sold the hack, which was nowhere in the original article.

If there’s an internal notice to any and all developers who model Toad that they specifically are not allowed to render him having a full head, that’s gotta be one of the funniest internal directives I’ve ever heard of.

As our enigmatic software engineer, Victor Amos, who stays coming with references that will blow your damn mind, observed: “His office prolly looked like the courthouse in Nothing but Trouble.” He supplied a video to help us picture it.