Was going to mention exactly this! It’s canon to save them and if you don’t, it’s a time paradox!!

This is why I thought it was hilarious that Nintendo unveiled the Switch by showing an e-sports level of competition for Splatoon. I already knew they weren’t going to get the server stuff correct (since when did Nintendo get any online portion of their games 100% correct?) so that global teams could properly form and…

Is it now a running gag that Kotaku reviews games the way tim rogers writes articles while the actual tim rogers is producing video content instead?

Yeah that makes total sense. That said, I remember it being advertised as being about the looming monster threat, not lackadaisical rural Japan youth. Expectations can ruin a game, y’know!

Wasn’t there a DS game with the same premise and you played as a kid and just kinda ran around a rural village while the looming shadow of monster invasion just kinda... loomed? I remember playing it a bunch but growing really tired of it not getting around to the strangeness of living in a town that was near monster…

Gotta wait until it stops making money before they do that. Adding women now just wouldn’t be profitable. Would it, Valve? Huh? Would it, you fucking *devolves into rant monster.*

So hard to agree in the year of Breath of the Wild but if this is your bag, this is your bag. Just make sure you rephrase that to “My game of the decade” and not “The game of the decade” because that’s how Internet wars start.

Two important notes here:

No! It’s never bad to like a game! My reasons for liking it and the majority’s reasons for liking it could be wildly different for all I know (though the sales figures probably say otherwise on this one.) If you like a game that other people don’t like, that doesn’t say anything about you. Besides, being “worst EDF…

Skeptical for 3 reasons.

Whew. I sure am glad The Orville doesn’t suck as much as it could have and doesn’t cost me anything to watch, otherwise I’d probably try to watch this.

This is just payback for what Hollywood did to Ghost in the Shell. Payback against who, I don’t know, but it’s probably payback.

Alternate comment:
When did Tim Rogers change his name to Kirk Hamilton?

Mmmmmmm are you sure “review” is the proper word here?

Half-expected the Mazda Miata Mario to show up in there.

As an introverted teen, I just played video games all day. The Internet was wondrous for me, as piracy meant I didn’t have to pay for video games, so working wasn’t necessary.

... I got the Switch, but how the hell do I get that colorful right joycon?!

I eagerly await update 3 of “Chris goes to the Japanese market.”

Recall that this developer also made The Oil Blue, which is one of my favorite under-rated nerve-wracking fucking-awesome-music indie titles. I highly suggest that if you love the CSD series (the sequel is a must-buy, especially at its price) you check out The Oil Blue as well. Makes me really curious what the dev…

As a Homestuck fan who read from start to end practically live (I was 2 or 3 weeks behind when I started) the only thing that truly disappoints me is that Hussie explicitly stated over and over that he had something new and interesting planned for when Homestuck was done. Perhaps Homestuck isn’t done because the game…