The NFL and the past two weeks of domestic violence rhetoric is nothing more than the hot button topic of the day to these people. All this talk about getting tough on DV is nonsense. After a while, all will be forgotten, and "getting tough on DV" will go by the wayside yet again. It's farcical. I'm a prosecutor…

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

"I've seen things."

This was followed immediately by Ditka and another guy (Keyshawn?) telling their heart-warming "my dad beat the shit out of me and if he hadn't, I'd be nothing today" stories.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

The ball hits him well before the bat goes around. The ball is dead immediately when it hits him; he should not be responsible for stopping his swing after the ball is dead.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Never underestimate the power of the body blow.

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

For fuck snakes

Fox & Friends Host Has Misogynistic Question For Mo'Ne Davis

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.