Klay hurt himself trying to flop his way into a cheap foul call.  He got exactly what he deserved.  That was about as natural a shooting motion as Draymond kicking dudes in the nuts.

It’s nice that in a world so divided, everyone can still agree that James Dolan is a total fucking waste of space.

If Kristaps was still a Knick he wouldn’t have taken no for an answer.

Unitarian...many Episcopal churches (Protestant sects it depends on the individual church itself)...um, Reformed Judaism?...annnnnnd...Flying Spaghetti Monster?

All Jarrett Allen needs to do is grow the sideburns and he’s the greatest Afro Samurai cosplayer in the league.

HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE

Let’s Fail to Remember Some Guys

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

Let me just assure Chapman that nobody is watching the Oakland Athletics in September.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

It’s a real shame he couldn’t get a ring.

Great, now the Gamestop employees will be aggressively trying to sell me used credit cards.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

Atlanta’s bed shitting actually makes this easier to handle. If you take your boot off the Pats’ neck for even a second because of an unforced error, give them just that millimeter of daylight, then fuck you. You get zero sympathy.

Any English graduate program is evidence that being a self-conscious introvert and an asshole are not mutually exclusive.

“See??? This is what I was talking about- arming bears!” said an increasingly confused Betsy DeVos, as blood trickles out of her ear.