You can always count on fox to give both sides of the story, especially if one "side" is completely fucking indefensible.

Domestic violence affects far more people than Ebola...

One man was surprised to learn he didn't get a shout-out:

"They were provoked!"

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Batista must be feeling smug as his movie has made nearly twice as much in one weekend as the Rock's "Hercules" has period.

Putting an entire sport on his shoulders for 15 years or so has begun to take its toll.

Lou Piniella is Rob Ryan's spirit animal.

Q: Why did he leave the game early?

This was another shortstop paying his respects — but getting the lay of the land at the same time.

Good job trolling for people to argue with you about what is and is not trolling, dude.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

"younger audience"

Jeter: do you like Target field?

New prop bet:

this is why you don't trade him for kevin love. He'll grow so fast under lebron and can you imagine a kyrie, lebron, wiggins fast break? Best case scenario he becomes a pippen like defender and finisher.

Podolski: Closer, closer...closer.

This just reinforces what I've always said about Brett Favre not belonging in the Hall of Fame.

I hope that Deadspin publishes these recaps on a nightly basis. And, for reasons I have yet to figure out, I REALLY hope that Deadspin somehow embeds the theme from "Night Court" to accompany those recaps.