Time to ring the curtain down.

Has UweBollocks ever actually met Jami Gertz? Because I slept with her off and on during the Square Pegs years and I don't ever recall meeting him.

I believe posting a Broadway musical number also doubles as a Bat-Signal for Mark Kelso's Migraine.

It is what it is.

Somehow I missed this when I posted later. My apologies for stepping on your toes.

+1 on your incredibly apt description

Does it float?

Anderson: I'm sorry, Joe, but we're going to have to cut this interview short.

Everyone knows this guy was INNOCENT. Show me one shred of evidence as to Jerry's guilt. You've got nothing. Zip. Nada. There were tons of holes in the testimony these accusers gave. Clearly the prosecution was counting on clutch performances, and they didn't get them. Plain and simple.

I must say, the Commentariat is on fire tonight.

+1

Of all the places to slip this in...+1 heavy cream

He wisely uses this question as a way to ensure he's not subjected to any Nancy Grace interviews.

Yikes. +1

Junior Reporter for Highlights Magazine: Mr. Sandusky, my mommy tells me that you are a dirty, dirty old man. Is that true?

+1

Nice!

Per the New York Times:

Juror #1: That creepy pederast is guilty. Agreed?

No selective memory, amigo. Anytime your band has a direct connection to King Crimson, greatness is part of the equation.