The '70 Firebird and Camaro had the best looking schnoz of all the second-gen f-body iterations. Just look at that thing; looks like it could (and would) swallow small children whole.

I see four positive elements; I like the wheels. As for the rest of it? Needs to go on a diet.

Six Fives.

Sweet!

@WMederski001: Kinda what I was thinking for a family dealing with Attention Deficit Disorder — WE'RE ADD.

These are the same guys that did the Reactor Mustang; a '67 resto-mod. I've seen that car at a couple of local car shows, and it is amazing in the detail that was put into it. The only detractor, in my opinion, was that it was a Mustang. Like the Camaro, the Mustang has been way over done, and no matter what modders…

By the by, that's a '61 Pontiac Tempest Wagon. It'd be either that or a '61 El Camino. How I love the roofline and A-pillar on those cartrucks! #qotd

Wow, do I feel old...

OMAHA?!?!?! That's well within striking distance... Woot! #racing

@Skunky: I remember an article years (and years) ago about the Villella Gyro-Reciprocating engine; a five-cylinder engine with the cylinders spinning around a stationary crank, all of it inside a flat metal can. Funny I never heard anything more about them...

I can understand the logic behind this, but they actually went public with it? Sounds like an open invite for vehicular anarchy.

@Alfisted: Ditto. Early '70's was a marvelous time for Pontiac grille's. Beat's the heck outta the crop of pretend BMW kidneys on the more recent Pontiacs.

@Buster Brew: Hold on there Buster... Gotta disagree with you on that one; doesn't even vaguely resemble the Orochi.. 2nd Gen Camaro (with an 'a' not an 'e') has one of the most handsome noses ever. Especially with the split bumper. Of course the photo you supplied isn't terribly flattering, but this one... Yow!

Can't tell you how pleased I am to see a list like this that doesn't include South Dakota. My home state gets a bad rap with visitors because most travel I-90; very similar to NE and KS. The thing that most visitors to the state miss is that just a few miles north or south of the freeway are some great two-lane…

@CUL8R: True 'nuff, I definitely won't be buying one new. I'll just bide my time until one shows up on CL or Fleabay in five to ten years... Patience has its rewards.

@JesusHChrysler: I was wondering the same thing... do they have intake & exhaust reversed on a couple of the cylinders?

Awesome! I was browsing PeopleOfWalmart the other day & thinking, Jalopnik simply MUST link up with this site! My favorite has to be the crappy pickup with the Corvette rear...

So very cool. I can totally see this thing done up like Sarge...

A friend of mine has a CBX with the white/blue stripe fairing and panniers in mint shape. The motor is a monster, and has a beautiful song. There's also a bike shop around the corner from where I work that has one just like it on the floor looking for a new home. Not quite mint, but in very nice shape. I'd bring it…

@☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.: I was thinking hot tub; what else are the tandem axles good for? Oh yeah; firewood.