Had to go with the Froggie, just so I could do with it what this guy did with his.

@Murilee Martin: You can find a Citation that hasn't rusted to bits?

Yes, yes, yes... Provided it's got the four-speed.

Are we sure that Borgward isn't being sold by a Jalopnik commenter? Where else would the PCH reference come from?

Years ago a friend had a first-gen BRAT, and was always crapping it up with cheap add-ons. He had the windows tinted, and had them carve B R A T in tint across the top of the windshield. The only problem was that the R looked more like an A, so it looked more like B A A T. So that's what we all called them then, and…

@cyclopticgaze: No, no, no; it's got to go in the back of a VW. Or better yet, a 914. Now that would be totally Jalopnik.

The guy with the 924 had me with the "wail tail" and the Ford "hear end". I'd buy the thing just for the chance to slap him upside the head with a dictionary before driving off.

Drat. Sorry.

@P®ide: My thought exactly! But then again, nah; I voted Mister-Two.

@P®ide: My thought exactly! But then again, nah.

Why oh why oh why must you torment me with not one but TWO flippin Willies for a $1000 that just happen to be 1,700 miles away from me.

@beercheck: Mee two. Just ask my 9yr old son.

That thing is awesome. The only thing missing is some sort of universal caution sticker showing a twisted body.

Either you're single or you have a very accommodating wife; only a man could appreciate decor like that.

Citroen.

And no photos of parts strapped to the top of your Cherokee? Disappointed.

And they've even got their own theme song. So classy.

@Armand, Star-Spangled Pedant: And that, young gents, is commenting of the sort that earns one star-spangled status.

@No star for Bento: I was thinking the same thing. Awlsome. And that paint job... What kind of monkey does that to a fine automobile?

That there is what you call "custom bodywork". You can charge extra for that, especially in Caleeforn-i-ay.