It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

So good.

JFC, these auto-playing videos are brutal. 

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

If it’s good enough for the Crusades, it’s good enough for St. Louis-area high school football.

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

so glad the spanfellerians have turned this into an NFL blog.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

This is a horrible poem.

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

Fantasy football is very popular.  You don’t need wild conspiracy theories like “L.A. Chargers fans exist” to explain these cheers.

That’s the sort of sequence that would shake Dalton to his soul if, well, you know....

“It really does.”
-Rick Pitino

You are mother fucking right it did!

For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

That’s not Illinois, that’s a secret character that uses Illinois’ spites but with darker colors. You unlock it by pressing select and start as the game starts.

As a son of the Bluegrass, few things have ever stuck in my craw harder than the moment that Matt Bevin stood before the state assembly and claimed that the Kentucky teacher’s strike had caused a schoolchild to be molested that day. He was an angrier, redder-faced version of Maude Flanders with a receding hairline,…

Fuck I miss Splinter.