If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

Know that we stand behind you during these ruff times.

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

*cums*

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

You’re surprised that Deadspin ignored something that would’ve been fixed with video replay?

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Ross: Stress for Less

Fixed! 

If you’re ever feeling too hopeful in humanity, just read the YouTube comments

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I keep thinking back to how their current ballpark opened as Enron Park, and while they’ve long dissociated themselves from Enron (they had to pay $25 million to remove all the signage and rename the stadium!) but I feel like the “smartest guys in the room” legacy lives on.

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

There are not bad developers. Only QA job creators.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.