Can we also dicuss the bad call on Jarvis Landry that absolutely affected the Seahawks-Browns game?

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

Editor: Sir, this is an Arby’s.

So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

Yes, really. The point of choosing this course, of getting together a team to give him favorable conditions that are all but categorically impossible in an open race, intentionally creating better-than-ideal conditions is to see if, even under those constraints, a marathon under 2 hours was at all possible. When you…

one who’d like to preserve the perception of themselves as brave truth-tellers, but would prefer not actually having to engage in any of that risky truth-telling business.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

I live my life by a simple code:

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut

Seemed pretty unnecessary, IMHO. Harden had already stepped back from the question twice.

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

The XFL literally tried that.

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug