Oh awesome the Age of Consent Explainer has logged on.

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

It’s a me, Pedo!

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

he surely means here to say Zapruder film

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

Monsters of the Jetway

Ah, I see, THAT’s the deal with airline food.

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

It’s not a club America until you add bacon to that chunk of meat.

My apology was not an apology at all, but instead, yet another poorly thought out, base, and immature attempt at humor.

Oh, she hates herself. But not as much as she hates consequences.

I don’t know who the fuck ungreyed your racist ass, but I’ve walked into the wrong apartment once before, while distracted, thinking it was mine. You know what I did? Saw a table that wasn’t mine, someone I didn’t know, and said: “Oh, fuck, my bad” and walked out. Here’s a thought that never once crossed my mind: “I…

To me if her tears are genuine or not doesn’t matter. She can be genuinely remorseful and feel guilty as fuck that doesnt change whether she is guilty in the eyes of the law. She shot a man in his own home. 

Fucking sociopath and her crocodile tears.

Maybe this Congress will surprise me and work insanely hard (hmm...) in two short months, but it feels like a Thanksgiving vote is too soon. I guess that timeline would make some sense if they’re wanting to narrowly focus on only Ukraine as has been suggested. But why do that? Why rush this? Dig broadly and deeply,…

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?