If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

like a helicopter.

My son can wear whatever he wants while making $330 mill

He has better children?

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

It’s not his fault the interview was held in a park full of squirrels across the street from the post office.

I’m trying to make an analogy to the time a classmate in high school stole the biology teacher’s calculator and got caught and suspended when he attempted to sell it back to him, but I’m not finding the angle.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

Annarbor and the Terrible, Harbaugh, No Good, Very Bad Day

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

Hey, don’t hate on Urban. That’s the look of a man who worked deep into the night grading papers for his ethics and leadership in sports class and has earned the right to watch a little ball on Saturday.

After the game, the fan will go back to his home that he pays for through a government-backed mortgage. He’ll drive on roads his taxes pay for. However, many other states’ residents also pay for Mississippi roads because Mississippi takes in more tax revenue than it provides for itself. So he can’t even lean on the…

Funny, that’s the same thing my father-in-law yells when someone says bad things about Trump on Fox News…

Need stricter emissions standards.