This is a classic example of conspiracy mongering. Note the “just asking questions” bullshit at the end, as well as the attempt to justify the abuse in the structure of the first sentence. There’s no way to say “the abuse is bad, but” without the “but” being the defining part of the sentence.

I have actually played basketball with Andrew Yang. Prior to his run he served as head of the fellowship he founded, my class was his last as an active participant, and during our summer training camp we coaxed him out onto the court (with significantly more reluctance than we are seeing now that he can score literal…

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

The best thing to do when facing an angry Cub is to lie down and play dead.

I love me a dose of morning salt.

He’s a lefty reliever (one with a passable 1.3 WHIP and more than passable 11 K/9 in his two seasons in the pen totaling over 130 appearances). That basically guarantees him 12 years in the bigs provided his shoulder stays in one piece. Major league rosters love their lefties, and since he nearly averages an inning…

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

Since you have brought this up, I am happy to share with you my GREATEST TIP.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

Third down is tricky, as he will need to dump the ball off to Saquon while getting sacked.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

That was horrible and insensitive to all who read it. You should issue a blanket apology.

Thanks to my wife’s IUD, I too am a finisher in the box.