kind of rude from the President imo

You’re being irrational.

Also, fractional leads are better than whole number leads. Best of all are transcendental leads such as pi, because when you have a pi lead, the other team can’t tie the game, because when they attempt to score pi runs, they only get halfway around the bases.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

Serena Williams is an asshole. Why is that so hard to accept? It’s ok to be an asshole! It’s also ok to see an asshole being an asshole and say, “What an asshole!” When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, did we yell, “BOY, EVEN IN VICTORY THAT ADOLF HITLER SURE IS FLINTY”?! Hell no! We shook pineapples at the sky and…

Liberty lost to Syracuse, 24-0.

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

This is the Gruden Raiders philosophy: trade away your two established All-Stars for two first-round picks, cross your fingers, and if you hit the jackpot, you’ll end up with 90% of the talent you surrendered in the swap.

You said it! Heck, if they’re lucky enough to hit on two of those three picks, they could end up with a couple players as good as Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills!!...

At least this article ended on an upnote with the reminder that Bob McNair is dead

“My name is Zhang Weili. I am from China. Remember me!”

So the Texans trade Clowney for next to nothing, and then give away all their draft picks. Being without a GM is really working out great for them...

“Strawweight" I like the sound of that, can we use "Strawweight," "Stickweight," "Brickweight," "Wolfweight," "Threepigweight," etc.

“Hopefully LeBron’s reign of branding terror stops before he gets into other alliterative holidays and tries to trademark those as well.”

Darren Rovell is so fucking hard right now.

Why does he want us to hate him