Just another example that we need to keep Washington out of the business of health care!

“This feels like a good time to mention that the team’s training staff won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staff of the Year for 2018.”

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

Counterpoint: from all accounts, the nickname seems to seriously piss him off, and I enjoy that very much, so I suggest that everyone continue using it. Thank you. 

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

Lol. The three hosts trying to turn Eric’s bizarre screed into a relevant discussion. They looked completely unprepared for Korn Kernal Konspiracy.

These phony articles about people hawking expensive coffee are a travesty. Especially when you realize you can just drink Maxwell House. Maxwell House, when you don’t give a fuck what the vessel for your caffeine addiction tastes like, Maxwell House. Five gallon drums now available at Costco.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Butter coffee is bullshit.

I’m cracking up about some of the union haters on the grays. Buddy, if you didn’t have to join the union at the closed shop, you wouldn’t keep 2% more of your money — you would have been paid 10% less. 

If unions are for pussies, I guess Barstool employees prefer getting bent over and taking it in the ass.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

That is 100% the QB’s fault.

“Bit-O-Honey ran a good campaign even though he lost to Ted Cruz.”