i thought the Raiders might be decent this year. Boy is my face red.

Thank you, Lauren, for pointing out that this isn’t just juicy tea-spilling like the morons posting popcorn gifs in the mentions seem to think — this is a deeply fucked up misogynist with zero self-control lashing out at people because they helped his ex-wife. I hope his ex is screen-capping all of these tweets and…

Hard to believe he emotionally and physically abused his wife.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

So you’re saying the fans offer support to the players, but then try to take it away from them?

As an aside, if Lil’Jordan Humphrey is 6'4"  I kinda want to know how tall Big’Jordan Humphrey is.

TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!

Nathan Peterman had the best game of his career last Sunday against the Bears. Yes, he threw for three interceptions and no touchdowns as he averaged a horrendous 3.84 yards per attempt on 41 passes, and yes, the Bills lost 41-9, but ... it appears there is no positive point on which to end this sentence.

This is dumb.

Yeah. Black people never push themselves to the limit running extremely long distances...

Dear America.

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

false.

Your culture is that you make bad pizza.

i am not convinced we required the explanation

(It’s where the diarrhea comes out and feels like a hot snake.)

Papa John’s pizza gives me bubble gut and hot snakes.

I love using the same picture on every article, but I’m wondering if there’s a way to combine it with the Jon Gruden bit, making Papa just a little drunker in each use.

Parker’s career has been such a struggle because of nothing more than rotten luck, and all NBA fans should want him to succeed.