So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

The Holocaust exhibit at the Imperial War Museum in London is one of the greatest museum exhibits I’ve ever experienced. It starts with a long hallway detailing the history of anti-Semitism in Europe, slowly sharpening focus down to Germany between the wars. As you go along, reading each new law enacted by the Nazis,…

My favorite bit of this is that she can dislike Turner’s contract because of the pressure it puts on their salary cap at the same time she recognizes that he does earn that much money. I’ve been trying to communicate something like that to Steelers fans at my office. 

I loved that. Also, this take was amazing:

Right? I’m like, “big deal you went on a date with an actual woman. Get over yourself.”

This dude looks like if a dick and a thumb had a baby.

Especially a line about not believing a player was worth the money he was paid but glad a player is getting that money? I wouldn’t expect those words coming out of the mouth of a Trump voter.

Reading this choked me up a little. Elderly people are easy to ignore, which should let us all know that if we’re lucky enough to become elderly, the fast-moving world will mostly pass us by, too.

Probably not. Bloomington is the lone, blue oasis outside of Indianapolis in Indiana.

Is she surprised Ty Lue lost his job as Cavs head coach? “I don’t think he coached much to begin with.”

I think they are a fairly good product especially for old people that spend long periods of time alone. Your parents are in luck that if both of them are still around it some what mitigates the danger but so much of issue with old folks is how long it takes people to realize something wrong when they hurt themselves.…

Me too. My neighbor is an old Korean war vet. He greats me at least once a week while I leave for work at 7 AM. Nothing out of the ordinary until I looked over and he’s just standing in the back yard in his tidy whities, dick in hand, pissing in the middle of the yard whilst letting the dogs out.

Damn, Floyd, you gotta have someone read the fine print.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

“He asked me if I liked the announcers, and I said I don’t really pay close attention to them. He got a good chuckle out of that.”

Fucking Baby Bjorn Borg

“And Leo was like: ‘Ugh! You don’t know anything about tennis!’ And Bjorn said, ‘O.K., I will never say anything about tennis.’ ”

Also, she could’ve easily gained that hour back by simply not blogging about potentially losing it.

Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.