Playing on astroturf probably didn’t help his knees either.

my god

I thought he looked good out there. Unfortunately, he played like shit.

maybe having a dog will help him take a walk for fucking once

gooooooooooolden is thy sperm

He skips preseason and won’t get a season ending injury until week 4, great news for the Bengals.

almost as ugly as Ryan Howard’s contract heyooooo

As others have said, the catcher backs up on infield ground balls. The pitcher’s backup responsibility kicks in on hits to the outfield if there’s a runner on, either backing up 3rd or home.

If the rookie helmet fit you must acquit.

both

Look at how his arms are spread, that looks like the beginning of a head first slide not loading up to truck the catcher.

On a macro level, Excel Sports has the formula for success.

No they don’t, according to a 2005 study referenced in this Deadspin article on maple vs ash. Maple does however create more broken bats which could fly into the crowd conceivably.

The ball was probably coming off the bat at 100 mph, looked like he squared it up. In a sea of fans moving all over the place in the split second the ball takes to get there it’s not hard to see how it could get past a few people. Just terrible luck.

They’re douche bags but they aren’t nearly as bad as most NFL owners.

Looks fine, I’d drink it.

I absolutely DEMAND detailed dong metrics

I mean, it’s better than jerking off with sand paper

A couple of idiots. You should not.

If the rookie hat fit you must acquit.