/A tradition unlike any other. Dammit

To celebrate, I’m buying as much cocaine and as many hookers as I can. As is tradition.

Love the pop-up ad that blocked the video right as he was about to throw it! Well done Deadspin!

chill out man

back up the brinks truck

An option is to take a Lyft ‘Line’ (same as an Uber ‘Pool’) ride where you literally do share a ride with other random people on a similar route. It’s not the default option however.

Had a college roommate who tried to cook eggs black out drunk and somehow managed to crack one in the back of a bag of disposable coffee cups, but somehow so that it wasn’t visible. After about a week of thinking a skunk died in the walls, I moved the bag and found the side against the wall crawling with maggots…

Kevin Ware

I made a pretty good spreadsheet last week at work, all credit to supreme leader Trump #getacluemorans

How big of a fucking loser do you have to be to spend your free time on doing something like that. Dude probably hasn’t gotten laid in a decade.

I’m pretty sure he was just trying to hype a digital currency offering.

Meemaw saws he is a communist, she’s all in on trump who will Lynch socialists and protect her Medicare.

Hmm I’m starting to think this guy is kind of a douche...

please youtube “Marcus Lattimore” and reassess your comment

He thought he heard the anthem, have some damn respect morans

Richard Lewis cleans up nicely

Brilliance is hard to define, but easy to recognize +1

Quick question, I’m quite sure it’s a quadruple?

He got married before founding Amazon, so not getting a pre-nup isn’t that stupid in that context.