Can’t wait to watch Young Boys play!

Apparently having fun while succeeding is interpreted differently than giving up a meaningless home run, throwing a tantrum because it hurts your ERA, and staring down your manager for pitching you in mop up duty.

You know what they say about small hands...

Seamen on the poop deck is just the way they operate.

A suicide squeeze makes zero sense with two outs.

ensure that Ozil has played exceptionally when he successfully finds his man with a square ball

-1 tooth:head ratio

He played for Dynamo Kiev for five seasons

Jamies Winston is a leader. Corporations are people. 2+2=5. Up is down. Republicans care about America. My penis may not be long but at least it’s skinny.

Pour crumbs into your mouth then eat a spoonful of salsa. Respect your salsa man.

Presumably these players would all have a spare pair of cleats from their club team so aside from Nike’s marketing I really don’t see the impact on the players. I mean, I played in high school and I have a few extras laying around...

(G6 + the US)

PMT?

The fact Lebron has not won a single MVP in the last four years and won’t win this year is laughable.

I’d like to give a shout out to a hell of showing by a 10 seed Gandalf Hernandez, they’ll make a movie about the improbable run of this cinderella story some day.

You forgot Javale>errybody

Brian McCann just put you on his list

/5-4-3

I would argue it’s more like kuh-boat-uh, either way they fucked up and it’s fucking inexcusable when the stakes are THIS HIGH

a Kabota and a John Deere