while the second was being deliberately covered in snow — a possible sign that the bear was preserving it for a later meal.

Wow, the article is glaringly incomplete without this to put the situation in context. Thanks bud!

That doesn’t really work with treadmills, you don’t push the belt you only keep pace with it. Stationary bikes definitely should generate electricity though.

“6 beers? You mean breakfast?”

A massive job training program for skilled trades coupled with infrastructure investment would be a great start.

Writing the business plan for my abortion-tourism startup.

He used to, too,

Did you hear about the kids Boko Harambe released?

this case is a SLAM DUNK

It’s impossible to build housing for people who want to pay for it in San Francisco, good luck trying to build it for the homeless.

Your comment is extremely disrespectful to our men and women in uniform fighting for our freedom.

Madison Bumgarner. Madison, WI is the home of the Wisconsin Badgers. Wisco played UT in 1939, divide by 1000 and subtract 7 (number of games in this series) and you get .1869, Bumgarner’s average this season. That game was played in Austin, TX. The slogan of that town? “Keep Austin Weird.” WEIRD

Sadly, it was probably the best option. With nobody on at least he had power. Giants’ bench is shit.

“It’s a metaphor. But that actually happened.”

There has to be an Eddie Lacy joke in there somewhere, but I’m too high to think of one.

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Players are throwing and hitting the ball harder than ever

What a gong show, eh?

If the rookie hat fit you must acquit.