Cocaine.

Diabeetus?

Mistake #1: Being a fucking pussy

Are you half drunk or just full stupid?

I gotta get me some offspring!

Those 6-11 year olds just expect everything to be handed to them. YOU’RE AN ADULT NOW LITTLE JOHNNY GET A FACKIN JOB

I was able to gasp “hostile work environment” I think that saved me

Like a rear naked choke hold. I’m not trying to get anyone in trouble, they were good to me. Plus I didn’t even pass out, just almost ha

Derek Teeter

It was an internship in the equipment office, so definitely a more blue collar environment than the front office types you’re thinking of. The guy was a great boss, but he had a very no-nonsense approach to motivation and discipline... which sometimes involved choke holds.

13-year-deal, with the terms undisclosed

I got choked out in the laundry room when I interned for an NFL team, you may be on to something.

Downhill and Super G are two different events.

Try your next double-double with whole grilled onions, those are some next level onions.

The answer to that is wrestling, then boxing. Nothing else comes close enough to deserve #3.

Today, on ESPN 30:30 Presents: “What if you had one shot...”

That punt coverage was a fuckin’ gong show, eh?

it’s also safety from financial security and persecution

Yes, but it was unrelated to the game.

Considering Donald Trump being elected would have disastrous ramifications for the United States and the world as a whole, I hope you’re not serious.