Fire allowed us to get way more nutrition out of meat which then let us grow bigger brains which helped us think of the idea of the wheel. Fire all the way.

Just goes to show you should never wear a Texas belt buckle at an SEC school.

But are they elite?

It’s also illegal to leave your feet while making a tackle.

/some joke about getting embarrassed on D is better than getting accused of applying too much D

Without a doubt, yes.

For Johnny Football, on the field it’s all fun and games. Off the field? Strictly business.

• Rohto Cool Redness Reliever eyedrops

50-1 shutout

using their Pioneer drones to reconnoiter Kuwait for Iraqi targets and troop movements

Thanks Jim!

If Jeff Bagwell gets in before Barry Bonds the Hall of Fame should be fucking bulldozed and turned into a Chuck-e-Cheese.

Those MPow Bluetooth headphones are fucking trash.

Those MPow Bluetooth headphones are fucking trash.

It is quite literally a piece of shit.

If we must waterboard this baby for freedom, so be it.

Yes, but you should note that banning drugs drives the price up and quantity down.

Riley Cooper doesn’t play in the NBA

GIVE ME EBITDA OR GIVE ME DEATH

Josh Gordon must be pissed, he got suspended for an entire YEAR for dabbing.

He lacked the cat-like reflexes to avoid that shot, just another reason to prove why dogs are better