If they dint won’t their swim on vido they shulndt hav voted 4 O’bummer

“Pardon lad, where might a man requisition one of these ‘gringos’ everyone keeps telling me about? I’d quite like to try one.”

+.08

“Pass? Just get the fucking rebound.”

My favorite is when he throws it up and it comes down and it usually goes inside the basket hoop except when it doesn’t.

you internet real good for an 85 year old

They make shitty socks.

They make shitty socks.

She wanted me to buy her breakfast. Horrifying.

According to the article, his ex-boyfriend has them.

Yes.

Psh what a ripoff, I bet it’s not even 600 fill traceable duck down.

If you commute by bike, can’t beat a Patagonia Black Hole backpack.

Mark Davis is a step quicker than I would have guessed.

You’re crazy.

whose sole marketable skill is his ability to raise his arms above his head without falling over

because it’s assuming that some Arizona State fans will paint their faces black to keep with the blackout theme

Don’t sleep on their bike helmets!

No one gives a shit.

Spot on! I turned down a raise at work even though I’d earned it because I was already getting paid.

The glasses he’s wearing and the shirt tucked into the jeans pretty much answer your question.