+15 yards of bullshit

Nobody fucks with Juanito Manuelito Marquezito

I once cooked chicken strips for 14 hours. Needed extra ranch for those suckers.

My old roommate’s favorite: mac n cheese soup. He would dump all the ingredients into boiling water, hopefully not pass out, then pour it in a bowl and try to get some of it in his mouth. 10/10 entertainment for me, 1/10 as an actual meal for him.

one of the 5 best players

Only player to ever get on base more than he got out.

WOOOOO POW DAYS FOR DAYS FINALLY LETS GO TAHOOOOOOOOOOOE

The reach of the имбирь молот knows no bounds

police also believed that Richardson should have been charged with endangering the welfare of a child, but Lohmar told the Post-Dispatch that his office felt there wasn’t enough evidence on that charge.

It’s unlikely the drought will last ten more years, plus agriculture accounts for about 80% of the water usage in California so the Olympics would be a relative drop in the bucket.

I first read that as Okinawa for some reason... you can imagine my confusion.

We can all agree on that

That’s just, like, your opinion man.

What kind of rock were you living under during the playoffs? Igneous? Metamorphic? Sedimentary?

Good argument.

Chris Paul ... He’s also the best point guard in the NBA.

“I may not be able to take my 14 year old son reading at a 3rd grade level because public schools are shit to the Buck’s game because a pothole shattered my axle and public transit is a joke but when I watch them on TV the logo still says Milwaukee!”

Wait, are you saying you didn’t pull the trigger on the balaclava 2 pack? Sucks to be you.