You are so wrong about those balaclavas it’s not even funny.

The last time I was in Indiana a cabbie pulled a gun on me over the $5 he wanted me to pay for some drunk guy I didn’t know who was also in the cab. It was a pretty average night out in South Bend.

The collarbone of poor Chicharito

Cock! Balls!

Somebody call the waaaaaaaaaambulance :)

Joey Crawford is crossing over to baseball?

this guy is nucking futs

But how can I have any freedom when the gays are taking all of it?

Easy solution for this dickhead: bring orange traffic cones in your trunk, park on the end with an open spot next to you and plop a cone down in the adjacent spot. Nobody messes with cones, and you can always deny it’s your cone.

Go back to St Nicholas!

Are their skills somehow worth less because their salaries make you butt-hurt? 100,000 people pay $300 each to watch these guys play football, the league makes BILLIONS off of TV deals and advertising. The market has determined they are worth as much as they make (although their salaries are kept artificially low by…

For those wondering: Choices

These researchers need to stop wasting time with human aging and figure out how to make my dog live as long as me. He’s 10 years old, so hurry up scientists :(

I read this. GREAT book. The guy was one hell of a lawyer.

YOU ARE SO BRAVE

You forgot that The Hound survived his ordeal and discovered his compassionate side. They are... Three Men and a Baby

She sure does look good at 160! Touche, Amy, touche. Now, would she look better at 150 or 140? Yes. Yes she would.

If you think you need electrolytes then eat a fucking banana. Gatorade is a lie.

I’m happy for Aaron. He is really going to thrive in prison.

My dad once won a lunch with Bill Walsh at some charity auction. Being a lifelong Stanford and 49er fan, I was beyond stoked. Turns out that because I was playing frosh/soph football in high school it would be a potential recruiting violation for me to go. My dad and brother went without me and he died less than a…