In that respect, Antonio Cromartie makes Aaron Rodgers look like Mark Sanchez.

Wow, those people really like killing animals.

Detroit makes Oakland look like Beverly Hills, and Vallejo look like, umm, slightly better.

I really hope the guy who blasts top 40 on his phone in the locker room at the gym I go to sees this.

Whoop dee fuckin doo. If this fight happened years ago they could have had at least two rematches, depending on the outcome of the fight. Now this will be Floyd dip duck dodge dive and dodging for a 12 round decision and that'll be that. I hope these idiots realize they've pissed away hundreds of millions by waiting…

Here's a pic I got of Manti and his gf at a party. Cute couple!

In the spirit of acceptance, SI will feature Tess Munster in next year's edition as part of the Diabetes for All campaign.

"Off like a prom dress"

Don't forget BASEketball!

I don't believe the outer surface of the ball is regulated by the NFL. I interned in the equipment office of an NFL team for a summer and we would smear a special mud on the footballs, let it dry, and buff it off with brushes. It was probably the dirtiest, shittiest job ever but those balls were so much better after.

I'll fuckin fight you bro

Food arguments are the worst. I once witnessed a fist fight over gravy vs cranberry sauce on thanksgiving.

The fact that Indiana's is pizza is the most interesting fact about Indiana I've ever heard.

My hands get sweaty just looking at those pictures. I would not be a good rock climber.

Along with All About Mormons, Trapped in the Closet is another great South Park episode that rips on religion (if you could call Scientology religion). So damn funny.

Why don't they make a mildew removal product called Mil-Don't?

If you need to feel even happier, the Jameisfail was probably caused by his small hands. You know what they say about small hands...

If he misses they don't activate their prize reimbursement insurance.

He looks like a normal guy playing on an 8' hoop

Did 110,000 people pay an average ticket price of $230 (according to Forbes, as of 2013) to watch you do your job? And did you risk becoming a cripple at the same time? If you're so smart, go get an academic scholarship. No sympathy for you here.