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I count four outlet passes, Tom.

Sarah Jessica Parker has never looked better!

And he's been hit about one time in a decade.

This is unfortunate, given that infrastructure investment has been found to be one of the best things for a depressed economy.

My hot take on Manning choking in the post season/cold weather: he throws ducks. He hardly ever throws a tight spiral, so the wind affects his passes way more than quarterbacks that throw tight spirals, example A being Brady.

I dropped a tab and saw gravity. It was epic

BCS title game all over again, just replace an imaginary girlfriend with an abused child.

Corporate sponsors are very important to non-profit organizations, why is this surprising?

5 players on the court in basketball, 9 on the field in baseball.

If you multiply 23 by 5/9 (a very simple way to adjust for the fact that there are more players on the field and in the league in baseball) you get 12.7. So LeBron is basically the Barry Bonds of basketball.

Clay is water soluble, those stains should come right out.

*they're vicinity

I once strapped a GoPro to a box of Franzia at a party. It was a fantastic.

There really are too many good ones to even attempt a top ten list, but if I made one I would definitely throw Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow on there. "George Bush doesn't care about beavers!" Can't stop laughing at that part.

If the rookie hat fit, you must acquit.

Why is the FBI worried about this small unimportant stuff when there are still criminals out there shooting up marijuana!

I wonder if my meat would considered free range...

I don't know how you can look at Frank Thomas and Barry Bonds and say one was probably clean and should be in the hall of fame and the other wasn't, the only difference is that one of them came under more scrutiny.

According to the rounding rules I use on my resume, Biggio actually got .8, or 80%, of the vote and should be admitted to the hall.