The Hangover 3 makes Naughty Nurses 2 look like Crotch Capers 4.

Isn't doing a study on climate change without data from the Arctic kind of like taking an obesity study at McDonald's?

I sometimes get the feeling that human kind's excessive ego almost makes people want to claim responsibility for global warming. I'd bet the earth is much more resilient than we think and we are causing only small fluctuations around the larger trend.

Now McCoy gets 40 carries a game. He's really tearing it up these last few games of his career...

This reminds me of how South Korea used to have an above average number of plane crashes: due to their culture, they would hesitate to call out another pilot on an error. Replace timidity with stupidity, and I guess you have the Cowboys.

Pictured: Andre Johnson standing up to bullying.

Could FIFA at least give us a cigarette after they fuck us?

In summary: Bonds '14

It might be useful to note if this is the same knee he injured last year or not.

I too have been banned from an establishment for an upper-decker incident.

I worked for the Colts for a summer while Zibi was there. I can vouch for his insanity. Very nice guy though.

I've been to one SJ Earthquakes game. The other keeper got injured, then the backup got a red card. They had to put some field player in goal. But the Quakes, playing against 10 for the entire second half, couldn't score and the game ended 0-0. I swore I'd never go back.

10k is reasonable for a funeral

Looks like Jeff Saturday has really let himself go.

Just for the sake of accuracy, last year was his rookie year and although he certainly had a huge season and could maybe be considered a 'star player' he is still on his rookie contract. He was drafted in the 6th round and got 2.2 million over 4 years. Obviously a lot of money, but he isn't making superstar money…

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I'm usually against the death penalty but... yeah.

In the NFL he would play for money every game since contracts are heavily loaded with incentives. For SC, he is playing for nothing. In fact, the expected value of playing his last college season is negative (95% healthy x 0 benefit + 5% injury x losing millions). So if anything, I see a guy doing the only logical…

If you can't trust your setup guy to throw a breaking ball with two strikes then why the fuck is he in the game? The pitcher hung one, I think it's as simple as that in this case.

He went 0-13 the RIGHT WAY