So you're saying McCann wanted that breaking ball belt high on the inner half of the plate? Yeah, that's definitely the pitch he called...

I wish the fans had gone with a "Maaaaaaaariano Riveeeeeeeeera" chant a-la the Robin van Persie one Man U fans do. Too many syllables for Yankees fans I guess

Trying to receive market value for their talents/services? That's fucking socialist bro

Man, I go to ND and I second your 'fuck Rudy' sentiment.

Intriguing how the idea of being compensated at market value for your productivity is unacceptable. Fuck the NCAA.

She has so much... personality.

Which is why Bale was twice as expensive as Ozil, right?

NEUROLOGISTS HATE HIM

It probably wasn't even natty ice bro

This is just the tip of the Evan Gattis legend.

Surely, you can't be serious.

Cary Williams didn't understand that as a defense, being called "niggardly" is a complement.

I'm just wondering where the 2.11 multiplier came from. Sources say it was the suggestion of Tony LaRussa, after having a few too many malt-liquor beverages.

yoga could take a lesson on that stretch

John Stewart does a comedy show, not a news program.

That goes for journalism perhaps. But I worked for an NFL team for a summer and that only made me love it more.

I agree, the commentators saw that in real time, there was no slow motion replay.

The only honest thing to do is admit the unavoidable violence of the game and offer some kind of healthcare plan for players after retirement. Most players won't make tens of millions of dollars in their careers, but still face the same health problems down the road. It's not like the NFL can't afford it.

Having a rich and famous dad is worth 400 points on your SAT

I was very confused by this. Usually 'leaving an upper decker' involves a toilet.