The move is to order a burrito bowl because you get more in the bowl than wrapped in a tortilla. Then you ask for free tortillas on the side. Boom.

Shame on you Riley Cooper. Thinking you're famous enough to go backstage without a pass... I hope this is a real wake up call.

If drinking to deal with stress, getting arrested because of drinking, and being embarrassed because of drinking constitute a drinking problem, I know a looottttt of kids with drinking problems.

Josh Hamilton, on the other hand, is not jolly when he lays off the hard stuff.

Knob-jockey? The list of words I use every single day just grew by one.

Because that shit ain't cool no more.

I agree, except with Scientologists. I will be a dick to those people.

I initially thought this was another post about Donovan McNabb's twitter account.

"Poor Trayvon didn't even have a chance to eat them Skittles..."

Brazilians for sure, descendents of Portuguese sailors and African slaves make for big strong people

I thoroughly enjoy yelling things at golf balls, but the standard "Bite!" "Sit!" "Run!" "Get legs!" only work so many times. I need to expand my repetoire, any suggestions on additional things to yell at a golf ball to get it to cooperate?

I believe it was actually the INACTION of congress that caused rates to go from 3.4 to 6.8.

"It's not an election year, go fuck yourself, America!"

Not adjusting for age or race doesn't make the comparison straightforward, it makes it misleading.

Education level as well. Although it's hard to equate college education with playing football for a university.

Mark Reynolds 2009, 44 home runs with 223 strikeouts.

to be fair, the people we need to blame are dodger's fans

can Red Bull please perform a corporate takeover of the US space program?

best news i've heard all day!

feta cheese, walnuts, avocado. basic ingredients necessary for deliciousness