Whats telling to me is what happens after the first flagrant.  If (insert random player here) gets pissed fighting through a screen and gets a technical/flagrant, during the pause in action his teammates will come up to him either all at once or 1 at a time with, "you alright, man?"  "Did he pop you first?"  "Settle…

28. Mokèlé-mbèmbé

Ive never seen a minute of that show but I still recognize how hilarious this is.

Skyline Chili is now available canned in grocery stores.  It costs 3 times what a generic can of chili the same size would cost.  Every time I see it while shopping I chuckle to myself remembering how much everyone on Deadspin loves it, and then move on.  Never once considered buying any.  There was a shitload (pun…

Thanks for dealing with the headache of having to link everything to Fox Sports’ Twitter and write a recap at the same time. I’ve enjoyed the coverage here a lot, I haven’t read anything else about the WC from elsewhere.

I shudder every time he comes to bat against me in MLB the Show.  Just weird to see that word on my TV screen

+1 juuuuuust righhhhhtvote

I was thrilled to see this story, and when I clicked on it I would have never read Deadspin again if it wasn’t Filed To: BEARS!

Oceanic pitcher servings.  (Services?)

Pitcher from Triple A:

Yay!  More no sleep for me!

I too would like to comment and inform everyone that I agree with the assertion that this week has gotten exceedingly out of line and has occupied more of the time continuum than should be allowed at this juncture.

Ive said it before, probably in Deadspin comments even, but professional wrestlers are kinda the most amazing people on Earth. Mick Foley is a RAIIN volunteer, DDP made a yoga program (which he’s making a lot of money from , but he started it because if a friend and former wrestler who was completely physically…

Ugh, I hadn’t heard anything about Fury being a dumbass, and I’m having a good weekend so I’m not gonna click the links, lest I smash my phone on the concrete. I will however bear in mind this aspect of his persona whenever I see sports guys riding his dick. Pun maybe intended.

I know they were in Colorado, but that ball was on a tee, a golf tee, and he hits it that far.  Wow.

I heard something about an MMA match between Biebs and Tom Cruise the person, not Tom Cruise the action hero in dozens of flicks.  If this comes to pass I think it'll be a solid contender.

If i took that swing I'd be lucky to blammo it past the pitcher.  That was pretty special 

Yeah but they're gonna anchor the bullpen with Kimbrel, and then Kuechel should eat up some innings too... Oh.  

“Though I don’t know how the verification would actually happen.”

Shit, put me down for 2 on sight alone