Next up: The Hunger Games Reality Show, based on the popular non-political Sports movies.

“...and so really, you could argue that The Baconator is actually a bacon sandwich with hamburger on it!”

Why would anyone watch this when there’s a new season of Takeshi’s Castle out?

I still want to see the receipt that proves Mitch Hedberg bought that donut.

Just the other day I found two unopened Netflix DVD envelopes. I have not opened them yet because I feel like if I do the mystery is gone. What could they be. What did I, maybe, want to see over a decade ago but clearly was not that excited to see?

It’s a small typo but I’m amused that one of the great libraries in world history--if not the greatest--became a chick named Alexandra’s home collection.

I did it recently, and an ice cold beer in a steaming hot shower just hits different.

This is the character editor Popeye used to become a goon:

For some reason the only thing going through my head when I see this Pokemon is:

Wiglett used Bulk Up!
Wiglett used Harden!
Wiglett used Dig!
Wiglett used String Shot!
Wiglett fainted...

The “some of you are going to have to make sacrifices” tier, essentially.

“Performative boycotts” are becoming tiresome. “Starbucks hates Christmas! Boycott! ...after I get my latte” “Netflix has some movie I don’t like! Boycott! Yep, get right on that, right after the next season of Stranger Things.” When people get full credit for saying they’re going to do something, why bother to…

Boycotting out of childish spite? They're sounding like real gamers. 

Well, in economic terms, a “bear market” is one in which the prices of stocks are falling; this is as opposed to a “bull market,” in which they’re rising.

“Stick it to the gay bears”

It’s an interesting world where ‘yolo’ is incensing to people who describe themselves as apes flying rocket ships full of stonks to the moon to bring back chicken tendies to stick it to ‘gay bears’.

- Steal IP from a company outside of China: cool, have fun

Dave mentored a trans comedian til her suicide.