Lob some hand grenades with the pins pulled at some disgruntled batters standing in the box...I dunno, maybe a Miguel Sano?  Let him smash the hell out of em and wherever they land - kablooey.  Repeat until structurally unsound.  Then Evacuate all 495 people inside, and wait for the next hurricane.

In a few short months that will be a reality.  We live in the future, man.

Cecil and Prince Fielder's choice was to play DH so they could avoid this kind of mess.

Wow, that's 3 of you so far... I expect a Why Your Hemorrhage Sucks article for everyone soon.

I don't watch the show but it seems like there would have been a storyline about someone who got really big and famous and powerful and then quit talking to their family, if he had wanted a recurring role.

“My joints were, dare I say, en Fuego" 

Mexico will pay for the Wall of Voodoo

The part about a guy getting ejected because an opponent flopped like he'd been injured in the scuffle made me realize I really want to see a boxing match between two soccer players.

I would have never believed it a couple years ago, but here it is in black and white. Baseball’s just gotten too far from what made it great and fun to watch, but no, these million dollar athletes have to do what they do, and then you see something that no one wants to see in an article: “in the ninth inning of a…

Imagine if she was a kickball player.  

I would like to hear what it would sound like if he scored an amazing goal in the World Cup, as described by any stereotypical excited soccer announcer

HELP!  My K-Hole is filled with water!

Dangit, now I don't know what I like more, the slo-mo on the cat, or John Wettefood

Without sports, no one would cheer for the Nimrods

The douche taunting him the whole fight was, well, a douche, but I couldnt help but give a little cheer when the much maligned eventual winner tried to get in his face after he decided lying down on the canvas would be the ultimate taunt.

Tbh it says pitchers get worse after their mid 30s.  Who would have guessed

This would prompt me to say, “What the H?” to the Izzo.

My comment is dumb, but every franchise mode I’ve ever played on MLB the show, I’ve drafted Ichiro.  One year they screwed up and called him just "Suzuki" instead of just "Ichiro".  He's old so the AI doesn't think he fits into a franchise, but he is to this day a great player in those games.  Also (I said my comment…

This is the reason the posts like "Today's Sports Highlight is this cat catching a frisbee" must never die.  They balance out morons telling their players to stand at half court for 2 and a half minutes.

*puts item for sale on Craigslist for $1,500*