Does that mean the overpaid and over traveled NFL quarterback should have his name pronounced as "Asswhiler"?

Where were you during the election season?  This could have been candidacy sinking information!   This is a great story.  Thanks.

And I thought the only way a fuck could get stopped that quickly was a parent or your toddler opening the door and barging in on you.

“Here’s hoping he manages to finally find a team that will allow him to end his career with some dignity.”

I figured that had to be where the offending dribble occurred, but in about 200 viewings of the gif and the 20 second highlight, I couldn't see it.  It's surprisingly clear as day on the slo-mo though.  Real time it looked like he just crab walked his way through the 2 defenders.

So was this bird-poop issue because of a similar effect as when a baseball game goes into the 13th inning and the stadium is over run by dirt gulls that show up on their normal schedule to pick up leftover popcorn and hot dog buns after everyone has departed?  

I dunno man, he's never had sex before.  I wouldn't think they'd go straight to anal.  I'll say 6 months

Is this really a surprise? The fact that ESPN has been going south for quite a while is pretty common knowledge.

But the one medical report says, "hardon" instead of erection.  I would say maybe they're supposed to write whatever the patient says in their exact words, but other ones seem not to fit that either..

If something serious happened to his kids, they're not using the appropriate level of humor and levity.  I doubt there would be a Drew story of the week or a "hey, Drew's out, so I'm filling in!  I'm gonna ruin his favorite thing while he's gone HAR HAR HAR"

One of the Bears ran off with the ball, it must have been something close to a fumble.

I have inside info that the actor who plays “dog” has been asking for more kibble, and that’s driving a wedge between him and the producers. After filming of the finale was completed, he was like, “you had me running miles at a time and you still can’t get me a mini fridge in my trailer?” Rumor has it, he will be in…

I always took it as a tongue in cheek mockery of the BuzzFeeds and the 3826274 other similar sites. Either way, if it’s on deadspin I will click it because the highlight will be worth watching.

Since the one season I played catcher in little league (holy shit, we just hit 3 decades ago for that), this has been my dream. To be a major league catcher, and to catch someone napping with a no-look to first base. Thank you, career Phillies minor-leaguer, for living out my dream.

I think he’s once again found the golden goose. Of course he hit it with his drive, but still.

I was quite surprised that he went into the water, I was completely expecting a bounce or a smack like in the video below. No way was that in MN.

I was watching on a big screen that was inside the new cowboy Jack’s at MOA, standing outsidethe restaurant with at least 300 other people. I couldn’t believe he caught it, I couldn’t from my angle see if he could have stepped out with 1 or 2 seconds or if it was over, and then he stumbled forward and I knew that cost…

There’s a dozen or more videos on AFV of little boys taking a piss and a little brother slamming the seat or lid on to their anatomy. Its not that difficult to imagine the physics of it. It doesn’t say “Adult male was using toilet and...”

I don’t think anyone on the planet’s been able to afford one yet. But trust me, when they do...you’ll read it here first.

You make no sense. Your PEAK was 200. Mookie averaged 203 and finished 144th. Gonna take a wild guess there were 200 or less in the tourney. Last time I watched a PBA telecast, they were showing the averages of the pros during the week of qualifying, and none of the 5 that made tv averaged under 240, and that’s…